Newspage Wednsday September 10th, 2025.
Good evening.
Tonight we start off with America's most powerful laser which just fired a two petawatt beam. PETA says no animals were harmed in this test and that they would like one to zap meat eaters.
Marti Debergi is following up on his 1980 rockumentary to see where the members of the legendary turned up to 11 band Spinal Tap are today.
NATO scrambled fighter jets to shoot down Russian drones over Poland in an attack that almost led to a world ending apocalypse, a fitting conclusion to Spinal Tap's final performance.
Environmentalists claim glysosphates sprayed on forests to kill deciduous trees makes forests more vulnerable to forest fires and hence more vulnerable to kids making smores during natural disasters.
Boost Bikes invented a folding bike that doesn't fold but is so flat it takes up very little space making it perfect for a bookmark if you ever read a giant book.
This has been your Newspage for Wednesday, September 10th, 2025 good night and good dreams.
'Reaching 2 petawatts [1 petawatt = 1x10 to the fifteenth power watts] of power, the NSF-funded ZEUS facility at the University of Michigan supports research with potential benefits for medicine, national security, materials science, and other fields.'
- SciTechDaily Monday, September 8th, 2025
'After years of career setbacks, Spinal Tap achieved sudden worldwide fame following the release of Marty DiBergi’s “warts and all” 1984 documentary, This Is Spinal Tap. Yet the film’s success left the band feeling somewhat dismayed. St. Hubbins told Guitar World that the movie portrayed the group as “sort of second-rate, a great big joke,” while Tufnel griped that he felt “betrayed” when he saw the finished doc.'
- Guitar World September
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'The incursion was the first time alliance planes had engaged enemy targets in NATO airspace. Poland’s leader called it “a large-scale provocation.”'
- NY Times Wednesday, September 10th, 2025
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- CBC News Monday, September 8th, 2025
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'That’s because while the Boost Bike doesn’t fold in half like many compact e-bikes, it still manages to shrink down significantly thanks to a nifty set of handlebars that can be turned sideways or even removed entirely. Those compacting tricks help it fit easily in car trunks, hallways, or small apartment nooks – making it a great urban companion for riders tight on space.'
Electrek Wednesday, September 10th, 2025
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