Newspage Tuesday July 8th, 2025

 


Afternoon Info-Injection










If you or someone you know are having suicidal thoughts please call toll free 1-800-486-usair for jet engine reservations.



Just kidding always call 211 or text 898-211 first.






- NY Times Tuesday, July 8th, 2025



'According to ANSA, the victim is believed to have entered the runway with the intent of taking his own life. The man, who was neither a passenger nor an airport employee, eluded security staff and ran toward the aircraft when it was already in motion.'



- CBS News Tuesday, July 8th, 2025









- Vatican News Tuesday, July 8th, 2025



The Pope just received 2 electric vehicles designed to travel on Pope Force 1 or whatever they call the Pope's jet. ['Shepherd 1'].



Described as marvels of engineering and technology, it is a little sad to say they appear to be electric golf carts...









NPR Says a new IRS ruling means churches can endorse candidates including JR 'Bob' Dobbs, the Roswell aliens and other slackers.




- NPR Tuesday, July 8th, 2025





Twitter founder Jack Dorsey unveils a new protest tool that sets up communication via smartphone Bluetooth features which do not use the internet, which is good when your oppression protests cause your internet to get shut down.



'Due to the tech at play here, Bitchat also doesn't require Wi-Fi or cellular service. It's designed to keep working even when the internet is actively being blocked.'





- Endgadget Monday, July 7th, 2025






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treasury notes



inventory to sales ratio



dow



oil price today



oil price today with recorded delay in reporting



oil price historical



opec-plus news




prime rate and fed discount rate



nasdaq




russian micex stock market




asian markets




asian market charts




cryptocurrency values




today's exchange rate of dollar 




change in dollar exchange rate vs euro




change in dollar exchange rate vs canadian dollar









inflation index




u s inflation historical




u s real gross domestic product




u s public debt for government bond investment




outstanding debt securities



earn money quickly



d'arcy wretzky news




banksy news




weather emergencies




world news




u s news




world business news




us business news



u s recalls







invention idea page




new yorker cartoon of the day




bangor daily news editorial & opinion




veg news




art news




invention news




science news




music news




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news satire the onion



news that sounds like it is from the onion but is not the onion



news satire faux news fb




bdn cartoonist george danby fb




news of the weird



npr strange news



unusual memes compilation



recent celebrity deaths



recent celebrity weddings



recent celebrity births



recent celebrity divorces / breakups


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