Newspage Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Afternoon Info-Injection
If you or someone you know are having suicidal thoughts please call toll free 1-800-486-usair for jet engine reservations.
Just kidding always call 211 or text 898-211 first.
- NY Times Tuesday, July 8th, 2025
'According to ANSA, the victim is believed to have entered the runway with the intent of taking his own life. The man, who was neither a passenger nor an airport employee, eluded security staff and ran toward the aircraft when it was already in motion.'
- CBS News Tuesday, July 8th, 2025
- Vatican News Tuesday, July 8th, 2025
The Pope just received 2 electric vehicles designed to travel on Pope Force 1 or whatever they call the Pope's jet. ['Shepherd 1'].
Described as marvels of engineering and technology, it is a little sad to say they appear to be electric golf carts...
NPR Says a new IRS ruling means churches can endorse candidates including JR 'Bob' Dobbs, the Roswell aliens and other slackers.
- NPR Tuesday, July 8th, 2025
Twitter founder Jack Dorsey unveils a new protest tool that sets up communication via smartphone Bluetooth features which do not use the internet, which is good when your oppression protests cause your internet to get shut down.
'Due to the tech at play here, Bitchat also doesn't require Wi-Fi or cellular service. It's designed to keep working even when the internet is actively being blocked.'
- Endgadget Monday, July 7th, 2025
Info Vault:
The Earth is 4.5 + billion years old
The Sun is 4.5 + billion years old
The Milky Way Galaxy is 13.6 + billion years old
The Universe is 13.7 + billion years old
International Calender Date Today
oil price today with recorded delay in reporting
prime rate and fed discount rate
asian market charts
cryptocurrency values
today's exchange rate of dollar
change in dollar exchange rate vs euro
change in dollar exchange rate vs canadian dollar
u s real gross domestic product
u s public debt for government bond investment
bangor daily news editorial & opinion
veg news
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news satire the onion
news that sounds like it is from the onion but is not the onion
news satire faux news fb
bdn cartoonist george danby fb
recent celebrity divorces / breakups
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